Don't be surprised if it turns into this...

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...the kitteh version of the down-n-out homeless dude that hangs out in the little side park in Union Square, talking shit with birds and god, inside his head.  i mean if we got one cat to piss his way out of our apartment, i can imagine another less agressive cat taking to booze and sitting solemnly on the edges of beds, waiting for it all to end.

side note:  there is a homeless man that rides the L and possibly the 6, but everytime he gives his schpeal he winks at me, and its gotten to a point where he knows me and says things like "hi cutie."  i am just mulling over the fact that the only man interested in me right now is probably shoeless on the L train, yelling at people for not buying his newspapers.  that's right, my boyfriend, the homeless guy.